Bad Movies Rock

Bad Movies Rock #143: Masters of the Universe

Episode #143: Muppet, an HR nightmare. The integrity that only poverty can give you. Spoiler alert: Lady pocket.

Bad Movie Rock #142: Last Action Hero

Episode #142: Whitney-Meredith-Bridget makes an all too short appearance. Spoiler alert: It's really a story about a diabolically conniving magic ticket.

Bad Movies Rock #141: Varsity Blues

Episode #141: Recollectively. Spoiler alert: A movie about football that isn’t really about football despite the fact that most of it involves football.

Bad Movies Rock #140: The Skulls

Episode #140: The story of Bruce, the skull tattoo. Justice for Will! J/K, not in this movie. Spoiler alert: Snake facts! Learnin’ ‘bout some snakes!

Bad Movies Rock #139: Anaconda

Episode #139: You don’t have to lobotomize your characters to generate tension and tell a reasonable story? Weird. Spoiler alert: Open communication can defeat a snake.

Bad Movies Rock #138: xXx: State of the Union

Episode # 138: Meghan embezzles from TJ and summarily leaves the family. D.Darius.X.Stone Spoiler alert: Stupid rock, covered with scum and fish poop.

Bad Movies Rock #137: The Transporter

Episode # 137: Meghan fails the triple A. Frank cannot improvise. Spoiler alert: When in doubt, put it in the trunk.

Bad Movies Rock #136: Rumble in the Bronx

Episode # 136: There are not enough hovercrafts. Double freeze frames. Spoiler alert: The most charming movie you’ll ever see where someone gets fed into a wood chipper. 

Bad Movies Rock #135: The Protege

Episode # 135: From the outside it looked idyllic… Micheal Keaton, no! Micheal Keaton, NO! Spoiler alert: Enigmatic.

Bad Movies Rock #134: Allegiant

Episode #134: I could image your heart all day. Spoiler alert: The scientific method is thoroughly destroyed.